Nigsinkom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful meerkat.

Nigsinkom created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigsinkom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nigsinkom, it will not care at all.

Nigsinkom's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nigsinkom's Holy Commandments

1. Nigsinkom loves voles, so they must be respected.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not eat lentils.