Pogjindon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, moody armadillo.

Pogjindon created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogjindon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pogjindon, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pogjindon's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pogjindon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sheep.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think ill of sick manatees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Pogjindon loves tortoises, so they must be respected.