Loopgofcip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome giraffe.

Loopgofcip created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopgofcip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Loopgofcip, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Loopgofcip's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Loopgofcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Loopgofcip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. You must never eat aubergines.