Tig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring owl.

Tig created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tig, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown rings.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Never sing in the presence of doves.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Tig loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.