Fedhasdad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered narwhal.

Fedhasdad created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedhasdad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fedhasdad, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fedhasdad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fedhasdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back yellow.

2. Fedhasdad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hide if four turtles approach from the east.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.