Yartlittofdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair wyrm.

Yartlittofdiss created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartlittofdiss, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yartlittofdiss, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yartlittofdiss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Yartlittofdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yartlittofdiss.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Yartlittofdiss on top of all buildings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not take Yartlittofdiss' name in vain.