Fobyartjop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful fly.

Fobyartjop created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobyartjop, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fobyartjop, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fobyartjop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fobyartjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about monkeys.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Feed all hungry ants.