Vabkikrotbegappwigdiblun is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless dingo.

Vabkikrotbegappwigdiblun created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabkikrotbegappwigdiblun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vabkikrotbegappwigdiblun, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vabkikrotbegappwigdiblun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vabkikrotbegappwigdiblun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed tomatoes to frogs while wearing blue trousers.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.