Mipstipsog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking giraffe.

Mipstipsog created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipstipsog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mipstipsog, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mipstipsog's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Mipstipsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always obey Mipstipsog's priests.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not hurt horses.