Mipstipsog is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking giraffe.
Mipstipsog created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mipstipsog, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Mipstipsog, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Mipstipsog's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Mipstipsog's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
2. Always obey Mipstipsog's priests.
3. Do not dye your hair brown.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Do not hurt horses.