Hughigcab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, self-confident giraffe.

Hughigcab created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hughigcab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hughigcab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hughigcab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Hughigcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not speak about bread.