Nibzenbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, resourceful crocodile.

Nibzenbog created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nibzenbog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nibzenbog, he will come to you in dreams.

Nibzenbog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nibzenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Put Nibzenbog first in all things.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.