Flambedlit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring lobster.

Flambedlit created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flambedlit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flambedlit, it will ignore you.

Flambedlit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flambedlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Retreat if nine snails approach from the east.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must never eat pineapples.