Omttargrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, generous chinchilla.

Omttargrutt created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Omttargrutt, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Omttargrutt, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Omttargrutt's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Omttargrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Never bounce near horses.