Duttombig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, wise crane.

Duttombig created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Duttombig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Duttombig, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Duttombig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Duttombig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never skip in holy places.