Fadgubhub is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic snail.

Fadgubhub created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadgubhub, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fadgubhub, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Fadgubhub's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fadgubhub's Holy Commandments

1. Fadgubhub loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Run away from fawn turtles, for they are unholy.