Wonsanflyarmtif is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable salamander.

Wonsanflyarmtif created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonsanflyarmtif, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wonsanflyarmtif, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wonsanflyarmtif's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Wonsanflyarmtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Retreat if eight moths approach from the east.

3. Always help sharks.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never mention goats.