Sigbegsanzak is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered cobra.
Sigbegsanzak created matter six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sigbegsanzak, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Sigbegsanzak, he will not invite you to parties.
Sigbegsanzak's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Sigbegsanzak's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Sigbegsanzak seven times a day.
2. Never hurt doves.
3. Put Sigbegsanzak first in all things.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sigbegsanzak.
5. Do not eat lemons.