Cepvolflow is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, thoughtless slug.

Cepvolflow created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepvolflow, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cepvolflow, he will turn you into a rat.

Cepvolflow's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cepvolflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never mention squirrels.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.