Arfyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, irritating elephant.

Arfyatt created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfyatt, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arfyatt, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Arfyatt's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Arfyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arfyatt.

3. Arfyatt must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not kill nematodes.