Fidsitfliggeb is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, egotistical dugong.

Fidsitfliggeb created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidsitfliggeb, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fidsitfliggeb, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fidsitfliggeb's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fidsitfliggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Never wear trousers.