Volnarlab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciless chicken.

Volnarlab created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volnarlab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Volnarlab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Volnarlab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Volnarlab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Put Volnarlab first in all things.