Pangjanbus is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful hyena.

Pangjanbus created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangjanbus, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pangjanbus, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pangjanbus' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Pangjanbus' Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide from pink horses for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.