Damtaflad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, witless tortoise.

Damtaflad created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Damtaflad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Damtaflad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Damtaflad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Damtaflad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Put Damtaflad first in all things.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.