Sitmidgem is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, grumpy weasel.

Sitmidgem created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitmidgem, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sitmidgem, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sitmidgem's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sitmidgem's Holy Commandments

1. Sitmidgem loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sitmidgem.