Kenwonrak is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical squid.

Kenwonrak created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenwonrak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenwonrak, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Kenwonrak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kenwonrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.