Titflapflyvab Mansindap is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unjust bear.

Titflapflyvab Mansindap created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Titflapflyvab Mansindap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Titflapflyvab Mansindap, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Titflapflyvab Mansindap's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Titflapflyvab Mansindap's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are not to be trusted.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.