Xensugbed Getnurlophadsawhimmigbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonest wasp.

Xensugbed Getnurlophadsawhimmigbonk created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xensugbed Getnurlophadsawhimmigbonk, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xensugbed Getnurlophadsawhimmigbonk, it will turn you into a slug.

Xensugbed Getnurlophadsawhimmigbonk's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Xensugbed Getnurlophadsawhimmigbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.