Budvabhat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish gnu.

Budvabhat created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Budvabhat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Budvabhat, she will turn you into a plant.

Budvabhat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Budvabhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide if three snails approach from the west.

5. Never talk about foxes.