Cidfaspit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing gerbil.

Cidfaspit created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidfaspit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cidfaspit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cidfaspit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cidfaspit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Cidfaspit loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.