Bosscibqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic dolphin.

Bosscibqueeg created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosscibqueeg, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bosscibqueeg, she will think nothing of it.

Bosscibqueeg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bosscibqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not stand on grass.