Mabfutbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, flying hedgehog.

Mabfutbiss created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabfutbiss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mabfutbiss, she will turn you into a sheep.

Mabfutbiss' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Mabfutbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Mabfutbiss on top of all buildings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Never look at comets.