Vadlegfat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, idiotic armadillo.

Vadlegfat created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadlegfat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vadlegfat, he will throw large rocks at you.

Vadlegfat's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vadlegfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Put Vadlegfat first in all things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never paint your feet gray.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.