Sandjenyimratarnlagmid is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fussy skunk.

Sandjenyimratarnlagmid created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandjenyimratarnlagmid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sandjenyimratarnlagmid, it will be mildly annoyed.

Sandjenyimratarnlagmid's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sandjenyimratarnlagmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Retreat if four sheep approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Sandjenyimratarnlagmid loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Do not chop down trees.