Dosscemrill is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident warg.

Dosscemrill created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosscemrill, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dosscemrill, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dosscemrill's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dosscemrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help swans.

5. Always help sick birds.