Fasmablangep Fossontlip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, idiotic swallow.

Fasmablangep Fossontlip created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasmablangep Fossontlip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fasmablangep Fossontlip, it will turn you into a worm.

Fasmablangep Fossontlip's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fasmablangep Fossontlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. You must love Fasmablangep Fossontlip.