Gigyarlpin Talflybonk Yimcidlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing hummingbird.

Gigyarlpin Talflybonk Yimcidlarg created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigyarlpin Talflybonk Yimcidlarg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigyarlpin Talflybonk Yimcidlarg, he will not care.

Gigyarlpin Talflybonk Yimcidlarg's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gigyarlpin Talflybonk Yimcidlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Gigyarlpin Talflybonk Yimcidlarg loves sheep, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.