Bum is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, vain wyrm.

Bum created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bum, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bum, he will not care at all.

Bum's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never wear red coats.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Bum on top of important buildings.