Canrenquart is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, temperamental snake.

Canrenquart created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canrenquart, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Canrenquart, it will turn you into a tree.

Canrenquart's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Canrenquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Canrenquart.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Canrenquart on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.