Nulflowjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil deer.

Nulflowjarn created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulflowjarn, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nulflowjarn, she will curse you with boils.

Nulflowjarn's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nulflowjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight geese approach from the north.

2. You must pray to Nulflowjarn five times a day.

3. Never feed figs to monkeys while wearing indigo rings.

4. Never paint your hands red.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.