Cudnadsaslen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, weak wombat.

Cudnadsaslen created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudnadsaslen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cudnadsaslen, it will jump up and down on your head.

Cudnadsaslen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cudnadsaslen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Never feed tomatoes to badgers while wearing red boots.