Artsisran is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able hedgehog.

Artsisran created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Artsisran, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Artsisran, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Artsisran's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Artsisran's Holy Commandments

1. Artsisran must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Artsisran loves ants, so they must be honoured.