Liptimpad Sugpanwad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, awesome cat.

Liptimpad Sugpanwad created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Liptimpad Sugpanwad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Liptimpad Sugpanwad, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Liptimpad Sugpanwad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Liptimpad Sugpanwad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Liptimpad Sugpanwad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never talk about fire.