Fossfudsas is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, amazing lion.

Fossfudsas created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Fossfudsas, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fossfudsas, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fossfudsas' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fossfudsas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Fossfudsas on top of all buildings.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.