Gandunomin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tiresome naga.

Gandunomin created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gandunomin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gandunomin, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gandunomin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gandunomin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Gandunomin loves swans, so they must be respected.

4. Hide from red hamsters for they are unholy.

5. Never wear coats.