Budquagfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy lizard.

Budquagfob created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budquagfob, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Budquagfob, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Budquagfob's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Budquagfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Put Budquagfob first in all things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.