Bitstancit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered grasshopper.

Bitstancit created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitstancit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bitstancit, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bitstancit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bitstancit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured swans.

2. Never laugh in the presence of great tits.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always obey Bitstancit's priests.

5. Never feed rice to voles while wearing turquoise boots.