Komhogced is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart jellyfish.

Komhogced created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Komhogced, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Komhogced, it will refuse to believe in you.

Komhogced's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Komhogced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Hide if nine foxes approach from the west.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Never eat cucumbers.