Misbinhon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody faun.

Misbinhon created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misbinhon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Misbinhon, he will cry a lot.

Misbinhon's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Misbinhon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide if four bats approach from the east.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.