Fednurlnad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying jackal.

Fednurlnad created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fednurlnad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fednurlnad, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fednurlnad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fednurlnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Hide from magenta cats for they are unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.