Tamtommumlarp Ventifxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast wolf.

Tamtommumlarp Ventifxuc created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tamtommumlarp Ventifxuc, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tamtommumlarp Ventifxuc, she will turn you into a plant.

Tamtommumlarp Ventifxuc's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tamtommumlarp Ventifxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Hide from blue tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help otters.

5. Never go into violet rooms.